![]() Todd (VO): There is much wrong with it obviously, but if you can get past Jason DeRulo's voice, Jason DeRulo's lyrics, Jason DeRulo's personality, and of course, racism, you'll actually find a lot to like about "Talk Dirty," specifically a beat that is probably the best you'll hear in a mainstream radio hit right now. Todd: In other words, "Talk Dirty" is probably my favorite Jason DeRulo song to date. The premise doesn't make any sense, it exposes a lot of ugly attitudes towards women and other cultures, and of course, DeRulo's atrocious on it as always. Todd (VO): In the few months since I reviewed it, "Talk Dirty" has continued to be played just as much as ever, and my criticisms of it stand. I guess because he kind of blends into the background and people don't notice him enough. But I think I may be the only person who really, genuinely loathes Jason DeRulo. I'm not gonna blow anyone's mind by saying I think they suck. Todd (VO): I mean, I hate Chris Brown and Justin Bieber, but you know, that doesn't make me special. Respective clips of " Loyal" and "As Long as You Love Me" by. Artistically, I mean I don't know what he's like personally. He's a malformed rat-being clumsily unable to even walk upright who's too stupid to even pity, and I wish he'd come to terms with the fact that he's a sentient bucket of pig sewage so he'll stop polluting the world with the audio dumpster juice he calls music. Todd (VO): Jason DeRulo is a talentless hack an emotionally retarded buffoon entirely devoid of wit, charisma, or anything resembling a functioning brain cell an artist of stunning incompetence whose noxious, simpering vocals depend entirely on lazy Auto-Tune that somehow still emphasizes his pathetic inability to hold a single note on-key in his reedy, punchable throat. ![]() here's what I think of the guy in general. did not expect to be reviewing another one this soon after the last one, so this might seem a little redundant. Todd: Yeah, it's another Jason DeRulo song. It's.yeah, it's gonna be one of those episodes, folks. I-I dropped my drink when I first heard this song. Todd (VO): Like, I usually stop to think about a song for a while before I decide to review it, but this, this, just one listen. Todd: I literally just heard this song for the first time, like, a couple days ago.
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